Fingers crrrooOOOSsssssseeed! Please please please please please please let your first thought be correct.

Trump almost certainly had a mild heart attack or raised blood pressure or some kind of medical emergency.

You know they couldn’t just let him go. They had to make sure they arrested him just to show their power over nigg*rs.

I still can’t understand how anybody can watch the way Trump behaves and think “yep, that’s good and normal.” If the guy who grooms my dogs behaved like this, spoke like this, tweeted like this... I’d find a new guy to groom my fucking dogs. And I’m not even talking about the abhorrent racism and xenophobia and…

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Trump - Friend of The Blacks and The Gays.

I’m seriously surprised he didn’t make a comment about her being a lesbian.

I mean you’re right in that he was a terrible human when he was alive, but there would be something hilarious about his signature appearance becoming a gay pride mascot after his death. The Warrior forced to watch for all eternity as the one marketable thing he ever created gets weaponized against his ass backwards…

Seriously that last picture looks like a klan rally. More beer bottles than teeth.

In fucking Edgewater, Fla that is trumpneck city. Ain’t no black folks in Edgewater and I’m not exaggerating. Bruh must have been on some Tiger Woods shit thinking he could take his white wife to Edgewater let alone to a bar called Tailgatorz, a redneck bootleg version of the chain Tailgators that looks like this.

This comment section is going to become a shitshow 

This is why I never go to EDM festivals.

Wait, people do all types of weird ass shit on trains and eating is outlawed?

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Also: he probably didn’t have his ID on him while sitting in his yard. He probably would have to go inside to get it. Then he would walk back outside, wallet in hand. The police will see the wallet, scream, “He’s charging at us with a gun!” and shoot.

Ever met a sheriff's deputy or a prison guard? There's your answer.

Seriously, how stupid do you have to be in order to be too stupid to be a police officer?

I will never get tired of these MAGAts self pwnage.

He's a Florida guy, and there's a big ass bird down there with an apparent taste for murdering people. Someone could arrange a meeting, I suppose.

Remember the days before social media when we’d write our awful poetry in a diary and then hide it under the bed where no one would ever, ever see it? Yeah, I miss that.