“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

It’s like you’re watching me when I get ready to go out.

Put on gloves.
Take off gloves to get key out of pocket.
Try to put on helmet.
Take off helmet to remove glasses.
Put on helmet.
Put on glasses.
Put on gloves.
Start bike.

Time to whip out the bongos!

This is totally wrong. They are supposed to first release MechWarrior 5, followed by MechWarrior 5: Ghost Bear’s Legacy, THEN MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries. WTF.

“Reactor... online. Sensors... online. Weapons... online. All systems nominal.”

Anybody else got a chill down their spine?

How do you do, fellow cheaters?

Listen, there was NO power boost on the clutch, ok? Just accept it. All the torque goes straight to the power band.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Clearly one of the defensive linemen shouted DROP THE FOOTBALL in his best Publix security guard voice

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Death to all b pillars

Ｓｉｍｐｓｏｎｗａｖｅ

Maybe, but not funny...or maybe it is...

I saw people cheering for Seattle in New York.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

I acknowledge that I like Andrew’s work.