This is a fair argument. You get 100 extra points in the F1 drivers championship for every first name you have.

It was never supposed to be a Porsche in the first place. Porsche saw an opportunity to make some money (after VW cancelled the project) and with pressure from their own Porsche dealers in the USA, (the car was to fill a void in what the USA dealers said was a 'gap' in the Porsche line up) they decided to make a deal…

E36 M3 needs to be higher because it's my favorite and also the only one we plebes can afford and also rabble rabble rabble.

Nice chrome wheel, right? What if I told you that it's actually an unfinished alloy with a PLASTIC COVER glued to it? That's how a lot of GM and Dodges leave the factory these days. You can see that the lip looks different, because it's the actual wheel.

They shatter when they get curbed, or when a tire installer…

Plastic wheel covers.

always skimping on the recommended minimum of 8 cylinders.

Wheel covers. Ugly. Steelies look better. They are like a comb over. You are not fooling anyone.

Park, Reverse and Day mode work fine but Night mode doesn't do shit.

Everything is better without a roof.

Mill millions de mill sabords.

Bitcoin, a fully encrypted and fully digital currency, has been used by a recent client of ours to pay for a Tesla Model S Performance we had in our inventory. That's right, an electronic currency was used to purchase a fully electric vehicle.

Ever watch Family feud? First round, points are normal. Second round - double, and third round - triple.

Why, an assortment of James May's best paisley shirts!

I have always rather wanted one of these F1 wheel tables.

Hauer Monaco PVD. There's only a few dozen or so, and they fetch insane prices, but damn..

How about a tire tread man-ring?

Ah, yes. The E36 is, in fact, the Fox body Mustang of the EU. Same boxy sport coupe, same hillrod drivers.

Those magazine scans posted the other day soured me, but Ford has a ton of pictures up on the site now and...it's a pretty damn sharp looking car.