If I grind a gear, it's always fucking third. Always.

CP, but I'll take those wheels, though. Love me some Throwing Stars.

"It's been a while since youbcut yourself and did some drugs. Better do that shit IN THE SEWERRRR"

It's just another 458 special edition.

That STi...it's a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

cries forever

Hoooooooosiers. Hoooooooosiers for the track day, bro!

That's my current wallpaper on both my desktop and laptop.

...and Battlefield taught me that if you crash it into a fence, it'll explode and you'll die.

In my E36 the cupholder is behind the shifter, so whenever I throw into second or fourth I'll spill my drink. I wish I had one of those cupholder covers the new BMWs have.

Probably not, but my washer pump broke anyway so I can't test it :P

Biblical hoonage.

SAVAGE POLICE!
Talk about fucking metal.

Conversely, here is the best.

Getting socks is awesome because you don't have to buy them yourself. One of the things you learn when you get older.

1.0L "engine".

Goodbye beater, it's been nice

People on the bus are looking at me funny because I keep chuckling at this.