Dear God, it sounds like a swarm of very angry bees.

*My XBL name had its origins back in my UrbanTerror days. I wanted the other team to wonder what had just hit them, so I tried to replicate the phrase that would pop into their heads when they died. Thus "Whaappened" was born.
*My Steam name is "Grilled Cheese Enthusiast" just because it's silly and I like grilled…

You mean it's not a metronome? I've had it all wrong.

Yeah, a while back, and it's free to play.

The convertible top on my car isn't really all that sealed at the back, so the pressure inside the car stays pretty low. But it still sounds like driving a circus tent at speed, which beats on you after a few hours.

The convertible top on my car isn't really all that sealed at the back, so the pressure inside the car stays pretty low. But it still sounds like driving a circus tent at speed, which beats on you after a few hours.

...I'll stick with my E36, thanks.

"Houston, we have lift-off oversteer."

This is what happens when you get run over by a 747 at Los Santos International.

Alternate reality for Germans, huh?

I bet that kid keeps a Minecraft pig farm.

I was taking the elevator up when the building collapsed. Midway up, the doors opened and I died. It was kinda lame. Plus, teammate names don't move up vertically when they're in the elevator-it's like the step in, wait 10 seconds, and teleport to the top.

Tune: Psychic City (Classixx Remix)

But you can always pull off and get Randy's Donuts on Manchester. So it's mostly bearable.

I parked my yellow-on-black Ruiner in my garage and it disappeared. And now I can't find them at all :'(

Starting at $23k.

Guess Rockstar was a big fan of the Mako in ME1.

When reached for comment, Rockstar management said, "That's gangster shit, dawg."

They can even have long-term consequences, like adding a henchman to your available partners for your next heist or providing you a good tip for playing the game's stock market. Some of these blue-dot missions will appear in set locations of the map. Others (the less important and interesting ones) can appear…