What I love is when people don't read this:

@McStinky: did you not even read his piece or are you just going by the few sentences provided?

@MrsJ: That article is hilarious yet TERRIFYING because that's exactly what goes through my head when I think about people being pregnant.

@PhDork: this is what I tell people, but everyone's just like "that's a terrible thing to say about a baby!"

perhaps the baby's mother is trying to start up her own pregnancy pact?

Heh, "Most Smartest"...

I propose calling fetuses "benign parasites" in all other states.

my boyfriend and I generally dress up in costumes when we're working on a painting. It puts us in a different mind set.

@LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: yes, yes she does. it looks like a red school house with a happy little sun.

@TheGarlicSong: also, one arm is significantly wider than the other. Her hand also looks weird...

I love looking at clothing when the model is in a profile view and flying through the air. It TOTALLY helps me see what the clothes looks like!

Gagging her with the leaves, very classy Aziza.

@newageamazon: they've got other darlings on their website, but those were just... classic.

Oh YOU GUYS! T-shirts.com is just SO FUNNY.

Yes, movies starring women are well and great, but when it comes down to it, there aren't a lot of good movies (in my opinion) starring women.

@americandreamer: I used to live one town over from Greenwich - I'm not surprised about that.

I never wrote out fan mail, but I used to be super shy and self conscious and probably would've died of embarrassment for even receiving a form letter.

@boss_lady: like habitat for humanity, only it'll be abodes for abortions.

@FourInchHeels: but they can only watch porn WITH them! Gods forbid they ever have a sex life that doesn't involve their boyfriend.

@rocknrollunicorn: YES! I just want to snap both of their necks every time I hear it. It makes me cry because a lot of these couples seemed so normal and equal when I met them...