Y'know, in certain species of animals, females fuck multiple males (even in monogamous relationships) because they want the highest chance of getting pregnant.

And when your boyfriend flicks lint off your shoulder, it means he's possessive about your appearance.

@PolythenePam: Never saw that... they could also do the Roseanne ending of "this was all just a story in my head. Mr. Big died the very first episode of cancer!" Add to it the Buffy season 6 episode and put it that Carrie went into a catatonic state and has been residing in a mental institute this WHOLE TIME.

@sobermonroe77: seriously. Nothing brightens a day more than ladies in floral jumpsuits!

I can see this as a really cheesy ending - Big dies of cancer in his old age and then all four of the main ladies meet up at a bar to drink cosmos and talk about being horny geriatrics.

I love asymmetry. Faces, neck lines, hems, tattoo and piercing placement, breasts, labias. Everything is better asymmetrical!

Flats and high heels might be bad for your feet, but you know what helps them? GLADIATOR SANDALS!

From my bathroom in my apartment I have a) made phone calls to people b) checked my rss feeds on my laptop c) was forced to use the cob* of the toilet paper because we were out of both that and paper towels and both my boyfriend and neighbor were at work.

Is this behavior worthy of the love I deserve?

it's like, in her dress says "yes" that she has breasts, but the exposed flesh is so washed out/clone stamped out that it says "no"

@katastic: I'll take it - I can always use more vag in my life.

I don't really know if it's the "modern" thing or maybe just something found in social circles.

@zivah: they feel like reading a story I made up with my Barbies wayyyyyyy back when.

Full on make-out in public: awful and I don't do and generally gag to see it. I also always see it when I'm at the still-drunk-but-horribly-hungover stage at 9am on the subway to work.

I love fart jokes and riffing on classic "sexy" poses.

@cardboardbelt: I'm young enough and bitter enough to remember a lot of the shit about high school. I also went to three of them - public, Catholic and what I deem the "hippie high school program".

@cardboardbelt: you're only cool in high school amongst your circle of friends if you're slutty. To the outside world, everyone must reflect an air of disgust over whores.

@SarahMC: I'll see your lemonade and raise it to a margarita. Made with Patron.

Soooo... white people think black folks can't swim and black people grow up thinking swimming is for white people only.

It was acceptable in high school to use "wigger" to slander a white kid trying to appropriate black culture (specifically gangster rap... those stupid suburb kids). But it's also high school, where no one understands the historical context of half the words they're saying.