I totally still have my Catholic school kilt. And yes, I had it specially hemmed to be three-rolls short.

@dirtybee: sea salt is actually best.

@Muffyn: just the powder, a line about 1/4 to 1/6 the size of your pinky.

@LadyNo: when the saline solution is properly mixed, it doesn't really feel like anything. At least, I've never experienced irritation. I mix up saline solution a lot because it heals up piercings faster.

I generally snort the warm water when I have allergies/congestion/sinus infections and it at least clears me up for a short while. I don't believe that it can cure a sinus infection alone, but it will speed up recovery. And I suppose if you went at it enough, it would clear the infection out of your head.

I love the short dresses style. Nothing screams "it's a nice day for a white wedding" like a short, lace-y dress!

@gingerkhan: I agree with this. On days that my man and I have awesome crazy sex, we can still bite each other's heads off if we feel disrespected.

I let most of my male friends know when I'm bleeding horrendously from the vagina. I phrase it that way too. But I also tell them in detail about how my shit that morning went or about any other fluid coming out of my body.

@Xavoc: I've noticed people settling for dating relationships, but rarely for marriage.

How's about evening the playing field?

All I want for my wedding is a big fancy dress for myself and an open bar for all my friends.

So when he "slips" and goes into the wrong hole does that void the contract? Or do we have to stop, re-write it and have it notarized before proceeding?

@honeybunchesofoats: this is very true. I should probably be considered for sexual harassment for the games of Doctor I played as a kid, but it was my older brother who was yelled at and bore the brunt of my parents' wrath (he was only like 5 or 6 and didn't really know what was going on).

Ugh, I dislike this because it's stereotyping beautiful women as idiots.

Honor just reminds me of the Scrubs line:

Some days I read an article like this and feel like Crazy Eddie from Futurama.

@golddigger: Best retelling of Cinderella I read was her as a Satanist.

@hortense: And don't forget the remake of that death in Finding Nemo.

@Kittenish: I'm hard to offend, don't worry. And thanks for sharing!

@Kittenish: Uhm, I never meant to imply that? I like to understand other peoples ideals sometimes.