@tscheese: thanks to the internet, no one is a stranger!

I'm good at picking up signals from men, but I suck at it off of women. I never know if they're just giving me the "let's be BFF!" signals or "come home with me and let me sit on your face" type signals. Or the dreaded "let's make out in front of these dudes 'cause it'll be hot!" signals.

I view it like this: if some doctor told me to chop off my non-existent daughter's inner labia off to be "clean, reduce HIV risk and look pretty" I'd tell him to fuck off. So I wouldn't do it to a little boy either.

Ever since I dated the boy who later into our relationship decided to become a nazi skinhead (guess what, I'm not white and he knew it too!), anyone with a collection of WWII books and Mein Kampf will now be deleted from my contacts.

I thought it imprinted "suck a dick" and thought "best morning-after message ever!"

@jenalicious: I have titanium jewelry, it doesn't set things off. The metal detectors work through magnetic waves - titanium is not magnetic.

Every time I see someone wearing Chucks on the subway, I want to give them a quick death.

I really want to see a female version of Boondock Saints - absolutely no mention of relationships (unless you count Rocco and the unfortunate event with Skippy) and all about fighting EVIL.

why the fuck are they all flying?

@Cam/ron: I have actually never thought of it like that before... Good call.

@hypnotic: whenever you see it, just keep reminding yourself that it's a photoshop filter.

@SammyKitty: Actually, I use organic stuff and it makes my skin look/feel fantastic unless I start taking my birth control pills at varying hours of the day/week and fuck my hormones up.

I just burn my face with a lighter whenever pimples appear. I have such smooth, hairless skin...

I would treat my tantruming child the way my parents taught me - chaining them to the radiator.

I want to see the Disney Princess version of groomswear!

@Rhody: Srsly.

Had a string of 2 month relationships in high school leading up to the abusive one who would NOT. LET. GO.

@ineffable.me: personally I'm all about the sexy fresh. You don't want your sexy to get old.

@Xavoc: yea, you've taken that statement way more seriously than necessary.

@jenalicious: demand that he only has sex with you wearing a strap on, his penis tucked between his legs.