I suppose it depends on if lobbyist works for Earl or Earl works for lobbyist. Obviously, if lobbyist is in the higher position, then bring it up with Earl as being inappropriate behaviour. If lobbyist is working for Earl, either try to pass him off to be someone else's problem or bring it up as an issue for working…

Does it count to lie about having taken your birth control pill when your boyfriend is sterile anyways? The pharmacy closed before I got home from work and I wanted the pounding kind of sex that night...

I actually like the weird face makeup that MAC puts out for people to do. Though I hate the price and never buy their stuff, since I am poor and have the ability to wear really shitty make-up and not break out.

I was wondering when it became that the socially acceptable response to cute creatures was to try and eat them...

Mitchum makes men smell like a hamster cage...

I hated my name because it's rather plain and uninteresting to write (I'm a huge typography geek). Oh, and because the other girl in my classes from elementary school till I graduated high school was the school bicycle. And yea, she was was letting boys cop feels off her since elementary school. Bleh.

Ugh, "take one for the team"?

@GingerVitis: Hell. yes.

I want a bigger ass. We should all start writing her fanmail about it.

@G.SaleJones: I love you for referencing Firefly... Inara's character REALLY glamourizes prostitution but I don't see any sci-fi girls running around trying to be like her.

@petuniacat: if I could make that work for me, I'd be all over the gym. I'm happy with my weight, bmi and the tone of my muscles, but I so want a bum that forms a curve instead of a right angle when I bend over.

That movie was awesome, but I'm also a huge and long-time Eugene Hutz/Gogol Bordello fan. Have yet to read the book however...

@collegecallgirl: Exactly. And especially this whole culture of "you need a boyfriend to be happy" shit that TV shows seem to dish out. Most shows have women bouncing from one man to the next, never *really* happy until they're "in love." I've seen it push so many of my friends to stay in verbal/emotionally abusive…

french fries or generally anything greasy and/or potato-y. Potatoes cure EVERYTHING.

@nacho_supreme: I totally agree, most of the shit I've seen on there seems to further stereotypes of black people while also giving horrible role models to impressionable children.

oh wow... my parents were both prudes and very much against my knowing anything about nudity and sex (to them it goes hand in hand). They were also extremely cautious about inappropriate touchings and so we weren't a very "huggy" family. For most of my life I never even hugged my brother unless the folks told me to.…

I'm terrified of being pregnant. As in, I have horrible nightmares involving it that I wake up screaming from. I just can't stand the idea of having something grow inside of me.

I grew up with every female friend backstabbing me way up until about a year ago (I'm 23). I don't trust 99% of the females I meet. But I adore my male best friends because if they ever do that shit, I can punch them in the face/kidneys/balls and we'd just down a bottle of whiskey together and get over it.

@lolainblackglasses: I use those too in my heels of doom and it does amazing things for my ability to walk long distances in NYC in them. I think they use witchcraft...

My motto in life is "when I grow up I'm going to be 6 feet tall". And I'm just 3 inches short of that. I've had a lot of boyfriends who were much shorter than me and I would tease them remorselessly about it, just because I have the annoying little sister complex. But for all the crap I and others gave them, they…