maybe the 6ers are good?

What if the 76ers, who have only had this line up since the All Star Break and only played together 10 games before the playoffs, are actually the better team here?

You mean Super Bowl LII Champions Eagles fans suck.

Here’s the thing, you thought of the “joke”, then posted it under the guise of someone else making the joke when in fact you thought of it. So that means the racist comment is yours. So own it.

What gun controls would you like to see in place?

Honestly? Ban guns. Fuck it, man.

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

I’m trying to find where the “ass” is in that trailer. This is what our expectations have become?

Uh, Linda Sarsour is most certainly not getting attacked by the Left — she seems to be one of the many pet hate targets common to both the Right and centrists/liberals, which is literally the point of this piece.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

This is clearly satire right? The fact that Phillie Phanatic is not number one is an attempt at some sort of humor correct?

Counterpoint: Be a decent human being and keep your tiny screen in your pants while watching a movie. Or, god forbid, walk out to the entrance where you won’t bother anyone else.

I know it’s not an “emergency” becuase you’re still in the fucking theater. You’re phone is a giant blinding light flickering.. it’s not about staring at your selfish ass. I didn’t pay good money to watch people yank out their phones every minute and a half

In a dark theater, that tiny little bright-ass screen is really noticeable, and it takes me out of the moment. If you need to text, stay home and watch movies (or go all the way to the top row where no one is sitting behind you and will see that screen while you’re texting).

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

Thank you! That is so much more coherent with the emotional aspect of the rest of the narrative.