Skip the mayo. Try Philadelphia Cream Cheese instead. Sheer perfection.

If using widdershins, you might want to use its opposite, deosil, for clockwise. It seems to be more obscure than widdershins.

Robotic litterboxes are great. They totally fascinated two of my three cats - they will come running when they hear the motor and just stare at the wonder of it. I prefer the ones that use crystals to the one that use clumping litter. I also bought permanent crystal litter holders, as they are easier to manage than…

To make it a little better, the recommendation is to use a deadbolt keyed on both sides.

Would a scene work? I’ve used scenes to cross technology borders.

We need to think back to the Nixon days, and get rid of Pence first, like we did with Agnew. All things considered, Gerald Ford wasn’t that bad...