Nissan Quest - Class leading 43.8 inches of birthing room in the passenger seat.

Nick Cage being so gross on his personal life and seemingly dating only much younger Asian women made me unable to enjoy guilty pleasures like Face Off and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Like, I can’t stand the guy.

A son will be visiting his mom in rehab after she’s been struggling with alcoholism for 2o years, and has had a particularly bad 3 years while lying to her son’s face. A son will be wondering if, despite his mom being a wonderful person when sober, a hard worker and in general a strong, kind person, if he can still…

Wait, what? Trump didn’t insult California and blame it for the wildfires? That’s a first. Maybe someone else wrote that Tweet.

That’s how I read it, too, and was a little dumbfounded that no one else took it to mean what it actually meant.

Tbph, I didn’t think “triggered” in the way most people here are taking it; I read it the same way I would “my sister’s engagement triggered an avalanche of texts from my family.” I’m not convinced I’m right, though.

yes. this. I don’t see how this is hard to understand. I think its just a ‘hate lena dunham ‘ thing so anything she says is automatically ruled out as nonsense

I think she phrased it in a purposefully unhelpful way, but I believe she wasn’t trying to say Kylie did anything wrong, she was trying to say, “I’m in my 30s and everyone I know is trying to get pregnant and can’t and blamed themselves when someone famous got pregnant real easy, but actually most of us could have…

Unfortunately, going to the bar by yourself as a woman is just begging to be harassed by men non-stop.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

That’s true.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

I’m a big fan of Silicon Valley and have really enjoyed Atlanta’s first season. Even though I’d love to see a female dev in their core group, SV is one of the few shows I find relatable from a professional standpoint (Halt and Catch Fire is another example). Season 1's “Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency” is hands-down the…

Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

When mom is still pregnant, leaving her *is* leaving the kid. What, is he planning weekend visits for a three week old? Babies need that breast milk, and they need it several times per day. So baby will be attached to mommy for the foreseeable future. They’re a package deal.

Okay. I saw LD for the first time ever a couple of nights ago, and, yep, nope, not seeing what the fuss is. She's like every fucked-up MFA girl ever. Only she's not a girl, she appears to be a grown woman, which means the shtick is a little long in the tooth, and that she just seems kind of nuts and awful. I don't…

I never quite got the Girls hate. We all know that it's supposed to be satire and we are not supposed to like the main characters, right?

Good. I taught at disciplinary alternative education school (think juvie-light for elementary school student.) Most of my students needed to be there for assaulting teachers or other students, setting fires, and bringing drugs or alcohol to school. I also had plenty of great students who made one stupid mistake…

This is great. Another problem is school systems that have a zero tolerance policy where a kid is automatically given out of school suspension for drug and alcohol related offenses. My old school system had this policy. Every offense that had to do with drugs or alcohol resulted in an automatic 10-day suspension and…

Fucking hallelujah. I worked in the juvenile court for eight years and zero tolerance laws were always a menace. They didn't allow for discretion, they were unproven and yes, the more time you spend in jail, the less likely you are to graduate from high school. Zero tolerance policies did not have any demonstrable…