Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

“Up next we have Mikey from Jamaica Plain and he thinks everyone hates Tom Brady because they’re actually gay. Go ahead Mikey.”

I haven’t been this excited to see a pixelated blue square leap over a red one since the first time I played the Atari 2600.

your take is bad and you should feel bad

responding to ads to clarify the terms of their policies.

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

The most dumbfoundingly stupid part of this is: everything Trump blew up at the NFL for was already happening before Trump blew up about it. These people had heard of Colin Kaepernick, right? They follow the NFL, presumably? They knew that players were protesting? But their opinion of the league only changed when…

Normally I’m okay with things that bring the NFL a step closer to self imploding, but...yeah, this is a terrifying amount of cult-of-personality worship going on.

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

Methinks Empty Capone Safe Dude protests too much. I wonder what his female interns have to say about him.

Awww, I think I it’s sorta cute.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

How dare he negotiate for a contract! The nerve!