Not obscure enough. That’s Kormheiser-level pedantry. Miller would go off about the work of Mauro Pelliccioli restoring The Last Supper in the middle of last century to overhaulthe less radical cleansings attempted by Cavanaghi and Silvestri. In fairness, I had to look up everything I just wrote. 

I’ve heard rumors that BCoop is gay for years. I have really no opinion on whether he is or not, and I don’t consider it a negative. He can be gay or straight or bi or fluid or whatever floats his boat. But Jennifer Esposito’s “ha” might have more depth to it.

Not to psychoanalyze him, but he sometimes talked about his mother’s profound formative influence on him, for both good and bad. She was apparently an extraordinarily cold woman, who never kissed or hugged him as a little boy, and sent him off to boarding schools. At the same time, she imparted her perfectionism, relen…

Lagerfeld was the typical “creative genius” who was also an insufferable asshole. That said, the man made some beautiful fashion for an insane amount of time. He single-handedly brought Chanel back to relevancy, and knew that irreverence would be key to making the house last. His knack for branding was unsurpassed.…

As a bit of a historic costume freak, I have a tendency to focus on the weird, anachronistic details on these covers. Carefully feathered layered haircuts on  18th and 19th century men, for example. I wasn’t aware that barbers on seaships, moors and ranches were so skilled. 

I’M HEEERE FER YERR HONORRRRR

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of…

Well how did he survive if he didn’t have something keeping him warm? Animals can be bros.

Not only did this coddled asshole have this cruel and idiotic take, but he thought nothing about expressing it in public, no less.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

Brilliant casting.

You go, girl!

Unicorn could also be Khloe Kardashian (it was between her and Paris Hilton for me last night - Unicorn was tall). And just read lots of folks think Alfonso Ribeiro is the Peacock.

There are 7 Osmond’s 

It was Jimmy Osmond who had a stroke, and the news came out about it yesterday but it happened last Thursday. And I read another review by someone who had an advance screener, so it’s definitely not live. WHY IS SO MUCH INFO ABOUT THIS STUPID SHOW OCCUPYING SPACE IN MY BRAIN?

If you live tweet this, add me on twitter, because we were all acting stupid last night. @geekygirlguide

I loved it. I thought the monster was CeeLo too, but I dont know... I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF TORI SPELLING!!! *Runs off to twitter to tell the people i was tweeting with*

Ken Jeong is an actual doctor, but he’s proving what a good actor he is by not strangling her. 

Watched it. It was terrible, and yet...

My guesses from last night include:
Peacock: Donny Osmond
Monster: CeeLo Green
Unicorn: Tori Spelling
Deer: John Elway or Terry Bradshaw
Lion: ??