A) I want to know if your boyfriend experienced anything while pulling out the bushes, B) there are stories of moving/talking trees.

SMART!!!!

Glitch in the Matrix!!!

You’ve posted this story before, yes?

I’m so sorry. As soon as I read that they got divorced, I knew where this was headed. 

is this a retell from another year of this thread? Why does this sound familiar?

Did you get rid of the mirror?????????

The stories from parents over the last five years or so since this contest was created are possibly the most frightening I’ve ever read. I will never read that reddit subreddit. Ha! But seriously, NEVER.

“Waking life can be a nightmare,...”

“In retaliation, the Miss America Organization’s national leadership has terminated Georgia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and an unknown fourth state’s licenses, forcing those now defunct state organizations to hand over all the assets in their bank accounts, including scholarship money.”

Mine is 100x better than Ms. Eugenie.

So busted.

Amen to that, sister.

Good GIF

This is one of the weirdest stories I’ve ever read about a celebrity. WTF?

I’ve always found him weird.

How does a company this size and run by a conglomerate not know what they did is illegal? The cosmetic industry is/has exploded in the past 10 years. Everyone is making money and having success. Why don’t the powers that be just put the goddamn products on store shelves if they want to make this a successful brand?

“Stephen left Jane for another caretaker, again, after 30 years of marriage,...”

Women and men don’t come forward because that is what it is, a he said/she said. I don’t understand the expectation of corroboration of a sexual assault/rape/molestation. Next we’ll get unless there are photos and a videotape of the assault, it didn’t happen.

Why do elementary school teachers have zip ties in their classroom? Jesus Christ.