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That poster is divine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE STUPIDEST THING. Seriously. What the fuck were the filmmakers thinking? 14 year old girls (who the movie was made for) did not embrace this whatever-you-want-to-call-it. Embarrassing all around.

Is this new bit of meaness TS or her team? The relationship is over, whatever, but if there is some kind of tie with work, be gracious and not douchey. I think this might be TS’s team...but I’m just guessing.

“In related news, I just became a Calvin Harris fan.”

“Among the documents rests another story, that of John Doe 102, which is emblematic of the self-serving, predatory conduct in which it seems nearly every person involved in this shitshow took part.”

Wow.

Good for her.

1) If girlfriend #2 is upset over girlfriend #1 being in close proximity, than girlfriend #2 has bigger problems than girlfriend #1, 2) I think none of these girlfriends are happy with him because a) I believe he has a secret, b) he’s a snore.

Shut up, Greta.

Blech. So glad I cancelled my subscription years ago.

And everyone has a phone that can videotape...

Fuck. I hope/pray the domestic abuse victim and her baby are doing okay and are moving forward. Fuck her shit ass husband and the fucking judge, who has no business being on the bench.

Great piece. I just wish it wasn’t all true...but it is.

Why do people, ESPECIALLY celebrities have to get married? Can’t they just love each other without all the shit a marriage license brings? Just thinking out loud here.

God he was bad in The Martian.

I like her. She’s a mess but knows she’s a mess.

That is what it looked like, by the way.

Not really the point of the story. :0]

God yes!!!! I hated that movie...but I hate Leo more.

YES!!!! I mean WTF, right?