Galliano is a racist, hateful piece of garbage but the man can design his face off. He’s a true artist but I’m still at “Fuck that guy.”

Where’s the lie?

All the stars are for you! All of them!

BUUUURRN.

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I LOVE FUZZY MENS

I can’t remember where I heard it, but the Trump candidacy is supposedly meant to assure Hillary of the win. It may be exactly so. +crosses_fingers+

I want to know what he’d look like with his natural chest hair. With that beard, you know he’s got some. #TeamChestHair

The pinecones are way prettier than that bouquet of buttons, which looks like something I’d find rotting and gathering dust in the corner of an old closet.

I’m 100% with you, although can we agree that succulent bouquets are a super pretty alternative? Because they are.

DANGER.

My insurance company didn’t comply with this until a few months ago so I was still paying $50/month for Nuvaring. Now that they’re finally in compliance, I positively saunter out of the pharmacy.

Wait...what is a tetanus bouquet?! Wtf was the theme of this broad’s wedding??

(I’ve used this before but its just so cute)

Elections matter. Conservatives will be coming out in droves, so make sure your voter registration and license are updated.

OH MY GOD with the freaking Mason jars!!

Thanks, Obama!

I dislike them because the person I know who used one acted like she had discovered fire when she posted 3,468,206,860,624 (approx.) photos of said non-flower bouquet. Get over yourself.

I was friends with a girl who pent hundreds of dollars on a broach bouquet from the internet. When she got it, it looked like something you would have if you were marrying Mr. Roboto. It was a weird metal dome that looked far too uniform to be what she thought it was. And it was fucking ugly.

Can I just rage about how much I hate non-flower bouquets? Perhaps it was because I once had to hold a tetanus bouquet at a friend’s wedding, and was later hit in the head with one during the toss (it actually lascerated me), but I just don’t see the appeal. The one pictured looks like someone emptied their…