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I don’t think we own our exes forever, but the only reason why you met their ex is because your friend had a relationship with them.

NO. No no. He’s still quite hip and sexy. I take the dad jokes as a sign he’s ready to make some smaller versions of us.

My husband and I have yet to start having kids but he’s already got them. In full force.

It’s always so sad when girls completely bypass girl code for some dick but then in the end is the dick ever THAT good? And even if the relationship is good and you get married etc, was it still worth it if you have no one to share the news with?

Why are you grey?

One of them pitched to me that he would like to serenade us - and that was one of his best selling packages.

Ex. Act. Ly.

Chest hair is THE BEST.

He’s making me want to take a nap. But that could also be because I drank a wee bit too much last night.

And it would seem their first order of business is to take this shit away from us.

LOVED this part!

I about cried when I had my first free well woman visit and subsequent free bc prescription filled. I haven’t always had insurance during important periods in my life and it was just such a wonderful moment to think that just taking care of my body and doing the “required maintenance" no longer had this weird monetary

hmmm

Who is Mia Farrow talking about?

So it looks nice but doesn’t have ALL the parts?

We had a very lo-key wedding but our (would be) caterer who would NOT SHUT UP about the damn plates and glasses we were going to have at our reception. Long story short but each plate/glass everyone had reflected their personality (example the groom had camping ware stuff lol) and there was probably all of 30 people.

This would explain why people seem to like Trump better.

She believes she’s being misunderstood. Constantly.

We can still help everyone while not ignoring the unique disadvantages that women face.

I salute you. You’re doing gods work.