I have a vehicle manufactured before smart phones were commonplace and always have sound notifications turned off because fuck anything beeping at me every two minutes. I accidentally left the sound on my tablet on overnight and nearly chucked the thing out the bedroom door at one point.

I adored the first season and was total #teammichael. I had trouble getting into later seasons and killing off Michael was one of the reasons I stopped even trying. :(

I adored the first season but had a really hard time getting into later seasons and finally just stopped trying. Great group of actresses, though.

What cookies are those in the picture? Those look good.

Cool. I was curious about the Benedict Cumberbatch show but wasn’t going to shell out for Showtime just to see if I like it.

It’s always the wife running that page. BobNMarie Jones is Marie.

A friend of mine told her husband-to-be she wasn’t taking his name because it wasn’t really his family name but an Anglicized version of it they took to fit in when they emigrated. She should have just been honest because when she gave that reason he said “you’re right!” and reassumed his proper family name and she…

I read about a lawsuit where a man who wanted to take his wife’s name encountered the same and wanted the laws to change to be more fair. Every single comment on the article was an iteration of “lol pussy.” :/

My stepmother never took my father’s name and people thought that meant they weren’t legally married. People who should have known better, too.

The ONLY men I know personally who took their wife’s name both had advanced degrees. But they also both worked in academia where we’re known for this libtard shit, LOL.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Just ask yourself WHY women are expected to relinquish their name and why people who buck that tradition are questioned.

Salt, garlic powder, cayenne, cumin, mustard. That’s pretty much it. Whenever I buy something that’s not one of these, it hangs around my cabinet forever.

I’ve never put much thought into how much total assets one would need to be rich or anything else. I’ve always thought of it in terms of annual income. When I think about it, I do see the error in that.

We discovered at work this year that a number of miscommunications were happening because no one wanted to ask questions. If someone said something about blahblah at a meeting, no one would ask what blahblah was because we all feared we should already know when in fact no one except the first person knew. I told…

I like “I’m very sorry for your loss” because when I suffer them, I appreciate people expressing sympathy without trying to make me feel better. When my father died yesterday, it’s not just expected to feel sad, it’s normal and healthy and doesn’t need to be cliched away immediately.

Don’t go on Facebook and tell a parent who just lost a child that “God makes know (sic) mistakes.” If you’re going to anyway, proofread before posting so at least you look like literate jackass.

I’m not saying it’s intentional. But I’ve noticed hardly anyone’s talking about the actual show, just Roseanne and Trump. It’s a nice way to avoid having your project judged on its artistic merit. Certain individuals’ acting skills have not improved with age and a lot of the writing is not up to the original’s…