I was at the game in the Crawford Boxes. The fan that caught the Suzuki home run ball would not throw it back on the field. Needless to say, everyone blamed him for the disaster that followed.

Anyone who still calls that game the Bartman Game needs to be hit with a rake. It’s the Alex Gonzalez Game, period. 

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

I hope the ‘Stros get swept and Taubman gets fired and has to go to work managing Curt Schilling’s next failed venture.

*Michael Jordan, doing the grizzly Robert Redford appreciative smile and nod gif*

Say what you will about Jill Ellis’s decision making, but not playing your 37 year old aging star for all 630+ minutes of game time was probably a pretty sound decision. 

USWNT isn’t lacking in talent. I for one was glad she was used as a super sub and didn’t start. It was great watching the new/slightly new crop of women prove they can do it without her.

How about a big bowl of shut it and tomato soup? Yeah, let's blame the people without guns for all the threats of violence. 

Black Hole 2020

Oh, hey, good news everyone, it turns out there might actually be a black hole in our solar system, so none of this will matter.

Holy shit. They knew better than to erase and destroy the call and transcript, but they thought they could store it on a national security database to keep it secret. Or something. Jesus. Giuliani is fucked. Also, MULTIPLE officials were concerned. Multiple.

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

You’re welcome! I find that posting funny gifs is stress reducing so I will continue to do it.

A big thanks to the Whistleblower. 

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.

Roman finds your joke humorous and pledges to kill you instantly instead of letting you suffer:

The luxury yacht Eclipse is owned by Israeli-Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. I assume he is chugging out to the Great Pit of Carkoon to toss in some plebians.

• An annual one percent tax on household net worth over $32 million—the top one-tenth of one percent of Americans.
  
  Funny how all the white trailer trash folks on food stamps would still oppose something like this.