this reminds me of a bit in hunter x hunter where someones like ‘listen if u want to use your magic powers to conjure chains then its easier for u to just go to the store and buy chains.’ sometimes its just easier for u to just go to the store and buy meat

“hey where in ff7 rebirth do u want to live?”

It could be very different.

do u get hazard pay

Final Fantasy XI: The Voracious Resurgence ended this year so I’m counting it. I’ve been going on a multiyear FFXI story binge and I’m surprised and glad that the story ended on such a fun note. The Destiny Destroyers are real and they are my friends

Fuck, RIP to a legend

Gonna connect the dots between Taylor Swift partying at Outer Heaven and her singing in High Fidelity about doing something on April 29th to convince myself that she’s teasing her role as Liquid Snake in that Metal Gear Solid movie

Given that art style, I imagine a certain mouse that’s about to hit public domain is gonna be in the final release

when i realized they were doing a tiktok thing i felt a bone deep weariness that i have yet to shake off

It’s absolutely wild, especially since the microphone she’s using looks like a cheap USB-powered one you could probably get off of Amazon for, like, .

cant believe i forgot red. yea i could easily see him saying it a la ‘lab rat dog’

yuffie: unironically (no one was looking at her)
aerith: flirtily (as a maybe-joke)
cait sith: as a joke
cloud: as a joke in an affectless monotone after someone (i.e. aerith or tifa) sees his chiseled chest
barret: i think its possible but only if he thinks that its hip to say with the kids. he embarrasses the rest of…

man this sucks, i kinda loved the fact square was pumping out midbudget rpgs (i have 50 hrs on dungeon encounters and as someone is generally was wary of pure dungeon crawling games i loved it far more than i expected) and the idea that they should make more money by putting more eggs into their large ip basket,…

huh, i always liked the visual aesthetic of hl2, with its old concrete and grimy floors. i feel like adding a bunch of glowy rtx just makes it look off.

Man considering how much of ARR is basically about going to Indigenous-coded societies and killing anyone who practices their local religion, I can’t say I’m too excited for the ‘colonize America’ expansion.

I feel like Final Fantasy Tactics, a game in which you play as the bastard of a noble who separates himself from the various political factions to act according to what he believes is good, with a plot focusing on low fantasy politics and extreme inequality before the scope broadens to cosmic proportions in the last…

yea i think donald could still beat him

i wonder if this includes fes and p3p content. i feel like 95% of the reason people wanted a remake at all was so that both could be included in one package, but trailer doesnt show femc as far as i can tell

i hope that somehow this results in a massive international leak of tank info. im not sure how but god that would be funny

hek this article doesnt even mention the rhaspody games, which announced about 2 weeks ago. wild time for deep cuts