Totally okay as a date. Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago is free. It’s a great place to wander around. They have giraffes!

Obligatory:

“I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje

I can only hear his name via Remy’s voice.

Mike “Terminator” Timlin

Lou Merloni

Manny Delcarmen

Sure, he wasn’t on the team, but I want to remember El Guapo.

Cla Meredith!

Wily Mo Pena

Doug Mientkiewicz*

Bill Mueller

Keith Foulke

I’ve already remembered some of the guys from this oral history, but it did let me remember a new one: Mark Loretta.

Copa Labradores.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

-Arsenal fans, every year for twelve years.

Counterpoint:

infidel you shall burn