I would cite his ties to the animal kingdom, specifically the chimp family, as a reason for breakup. Sheesh. 

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

I know, right? It is time to breed weak chins and ruddy complexions out of the Royal family, finally!

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

He’s not a mermaid, Bobby! C’mon!

He’s tremendously classy and the silverware makes his tiny hands look bigly.