Why does it matter what a single journalist at newspaper (!) thinks about a hugely watched, regarded, and read piece of fiction?

If watching porn makes you a pervert, you're pretty fucked, huh?

There are no accidents.

Then you are a rare and beautiful flower and I am happy for you.

To me, it's not even a question.

I like this movie. Not love. Like.

More counterfeiting?

Not interested.

That's right folks! This asshole will be here all week! Don't forget to tip your server!

Amateurs.

The first rule of Film Club is don't be a dick.

Navel-gazing over-analysis combined with an overindulgence in magical thinking and adherence to childhood imagination is best left to Etsy stores and the shelves of Urban Outfitters and off our movie screens.

A guy who was a stripper before stumbling into acting BETTER have a good sense of humor.

The ongoing spectacle of "special snowflake" parenting.

I think he doesn't care for doing comedies but nobody offers him decent dramatic roles.

It can't be that simple. IT. CAN'T.

Oh, YES, you ain't ever lied.

It's charming how you believe that stuff you wrote.

Too soon.

All I know is that I want him to defeat my unit in an intergalatic battle and take me prisoner. Whereupon he declares me "space booty" and spoils of war.