White Man's Burden and alien sluts in metal brassieres.

Fuck him, he can move.

Yeah, he's no Kayser Soze.

As a loving father, one would hope you wouldn't put yourself in a position to be taken from your kids.

For LOLz.

Who thinks this is funny?

All this overthinking about comedy is a bore.

Oh, please.

Even their revolution was a bad copy of Russia's.

I'm a gay male d'un certain age, but I remember being titilallated by bouncing boobies in the teen sex comedies of my youth. Outside of crappy cable or somebody's dirty magazine that got left lying around, you didn't get to see breasts or genitalia of either gender at the time. Boobs in a movie was big deal! That's…

I think it was meant to be over the top. A drunkard's dream.

Oh, I stopped respecting him ages ago. Actually, right around when he was in those Fockers movies.

I am so entertained by how they pulled Cumberbatch in, after casting was done and filming had started, in what seemed to me a transparent move to gain the female heavy "Sherlock" fandom. And these "leaks" just confirm it.

I mean, for Christsakes, they hired him when filming was already going on.

Oh, please.

But, I won't lie, putting "The Help" in there was the perfect touch.

And the difference from that and almost all the movies nominated this year are?

"Maybe the Dingo ate your Asian."

Sounds like an Australian version of this "classic".

Yeah. And as usual, America did this kind of movie first.