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The new Steve Jobs?

Two words: Francis. Bacon.

The funny thing is, I'm surprised by what doesn't show up on the web.

One of the things I find most salutory about the spread of the Internet and the almost constant uploading of nude photos by just about everyone under the age of 30, is that it's destroying the taboo of being seen nude.

You know what? I don't think badly of the writer. She just wrote a very self-conscious piece that highlighted exactly why she's trolling dating sites after sitting, alone, in bars, getting fucked up and hoping some super cool guy will notice her.

You think this is hipster music?

They were a great band while they were around. Underrated for sure, but so idiosyncratic that they could never quite catch on and be as big as they deserved.

As a former grad student with no money and who had to pay for it all myself, I have very simple advice.

He should apologize for that latern he calls a head.

It's a list made by a man for a relative.

I used to think he was okay.

Don't objectify me in my tiny outfit. It's all about the sport!

Psssst. Over here!

"I mean, I acted like a complete pussy, and it was all out in the open for my wife to see. My inner gash was exposed. "

"I walk about 30 feet before one of Jen's friends finds me and tells me that Jen is crying outside of Smith's hotel because she's afraid of the size of his dick."

How should it have ended?

The killer was a violent, crazy, repeat offender.

"I'd like to think manhood is more about growing up and owning up to things and less to do with banging girls left and right. "

Not a sociopath, but maybe, foolish.