Of COURSE it happened in Brooklyn first.

Anything that helps erase the stereotypes and mis-information about the sexuality and gender issues of men and women, I'm all for.

I really think we're getting there.

Oh, please.

Yeah. No.

Her hair is the only thing redeemable about her.

Replaceable with whom?

Wow. I like your style.

It was the thigh highs and bed-head that first brought the horror home to me.

That lantern head is scaring the fuck out of me.

Wait.

You mean you BELIEVE that story?

"Hi! My name's Angie and I'm richer, better looking, and generally just more interesting than you! Oh, and my kids? FABULOUS! And my bag? Super new and exclusive. Sorry."

Never gonna happen.

And now, welcome to the floor for the first dance as newlyweds, Rachel and Daniel!

THANK. YOU.

"Now, Deng is being hailed as a folk hero in China..."

"Conventional wisdom blamed the woman for difficulties conceiving..."

Easy, breezy, beautiful comment!

I wish I could give these moms the benefit of my experience and knowledge.