The problem is that while it's waaaay worse for women, there are plenty of times in a big city where a guy can't just duck and cover. Especially when you live in city where alleys have cameras and the cops REALLY like ticketing people for public urination.

"Although the "your first time should be special" stuff seemed slightly out of character."

These are not toilet emergencies.

Okay. A medieval theme.

Oh, please.

I'm using "colored" in the joke sense, so you can read it anyway you like.

Ugh.

No, REALLY?!

But the bitch is still polluting the Earth with her presence.

Doesn't everybody?

Dammit, they had to go and be all reasonable and apologetic.

LOL!

I want to memorize this and use it in conversations for no good reason.

She's a dirty puta who tore my outfit before an audition and stole my boyfriend.

Rappers?

Don't even bother.

Oh, well.

No, it's that Jezebel editors like Gawker editors, are on a strict schedule of sausage-making.

Honey, I've sat in many a gay bar being bored to death by some drunkass motherfucker who lost his friends and thinks I care.

She refuses to get coffee, only milk, and drinks it all on the way.