Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

How much slime can a hag fish slime? Not much to go a long way.

I drove a Giulia at a press event in May. The car was on the road or the track all day long for two days, driven by ham-fisted media folk who thrashed it the whole time. It never missed a beat.

A friend in Michigan who is an independent Alfa mechanic used to tell me countless stories about how he used to give Alfas that came in for’ not running well’ the ‘Italian Tune-Up’. He’d check everything out, change necessary fluids if necessary, let it warm up and then take it for a ‘test drive’, bouncing it off the…

You need to sample more Costco cheese samples. The nice sounding Monterey Jack tastes awful.

Que Sera, Sera

That’s why you ask your partner before you do anything. It applies in BDSM circles and it also applies in “regular” sex as well. If you don’t know, you can end up with something like you experienced (which is inexcusable).  

I think this is millennial nonsense.

You can eat breakfast foods all day.

Also breakfast foods are the best foods.

“He doesn’t know how to cook breakfast...”

Tender sex as a MO gets on my last nerve. It’s ok sometimes, but other times you might want to get a little boisterous. Rough even. And when you growl, “Spank me,” and your tender lover goes wide-eyed and whispers, “I could never cause you pain,” that’s when you know this just isn’t going to work.

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

Heading down I-87, the cruise control was set at 64 miles per hour, and there were no other cars on the road in front of us.

For context, the car has a similar weight-to-power ratio as a Golf R

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

He seems like a good egg. And a serious fan of the Williams sisters.

what is prestige TV?

Maybe you need cute baby spiders: