Seriously! They missed their chance with the first one, they can’t miss this one too!

If the photo isn’t heavily ‘shopped, that is a ridiculously adorable child.

Not all: some of them are using drugs.

Where I live, I rarely see people pulled over merely for speeding. Despite driving entirely too fast and having a fairly long commute, it’s only happened to me three times. Two of those, I was really asking for it: 90ish in a 55. Those are also the two where I got off with a stern talking-to. Now, people are…

They’re called sheriff’s departments in most parts of the country. Even where I am it TN, with a unified city-county, we have both a sheriff and a police dept (though I don’t know what the jurisdiction difference is).

An 8 point win would be all but a victory: Alabama hasn’t been that close in 20 years. If not for how terrible a candidate Moore is, it wouldn’t even be a contest.

I had the Ghostbusters Popper gun when I was a kid. It uses the air pressure of depressing that grey handle to shoot little yellow foam cylinders. If they still fit well and you hit the piston really hard, they might go 8-10'. For reference, it looked like this:

If you have some time to kill and don’t mind some stern questioning, I highly encourage it.

Total original MSRP for these four was only about $700k. The guy probably thought “These look nice and will be an ok place to park some money.”

Or keep an air compressor in your car. Whether it’s powered by the car, LPG, or a diesel generator is up to your personal preference.

Without the 22nd, we’d probably have had at least three terms of Reagan, maybe even three of W.

I want to believe, but I just can’t get my hopes up anymore. Moore will almost certainly underperform any other Republican Senate candidate from Alabama in forty years, but he’s probably still going to eke out a victory.

Yep. Worse than that: it will work.

It is absurd to me that we live in a world where we have repeatedly hoped that Mitt would be some kind of “voice of reason” politician, either as a late Presidential entry, a post-election replacement to satisfy the Electoral College, or someone to fit Orrin Hatch’s seat. Truly, this is the Darkest Timeline.

my last set of ultra high performance summer tires set me back $75.80 each

I saw one at the Petersen Auto Museum in LA. You know how you sometimes hear about meeting celebrities and they’re much shorter in person? That’s how it was seeing an F1 up close: the damn thing is tiny!

Micrometeorites may have physically damaged the external components, and radiation may have wrecked the electronics.

They fixed the fender with duct tape. I use that every day.

The article doesn’t mention that they fixed it, or how they did it. Those are pretty key details, especially since they did it with duct tape.

Not enough unnecessary length. Nachrichtendienichtwahrsind?