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If that’s a 6, I should have women (and men) beating down my door.

The same way people somehow put an “only” at the front of “black lives matter”: willful misreading to make it seem like you’re saying something you’re not.

I don’t know what’s going on there, and I don’t think I care. That’s amazing!

Accurate.

I’ve spent a lot of time in Ithaca and Rochester without ever hearing this.

Not just how much better they are than the coasts: also how much better they think they are than any other midwestern state. Oh, sorry... they want to rebrand as “the north” now for some reason.

I had a good friend in college who I had almost this exact interaction with. What was odd was he was from outside LA.

Never heard this term before, but I like it. Since I do not have a word for that area, I will now try to use yours.

Aren’t you just a few weeks away from needing another winter beater? This seems like it’s in better shape than last year’s.

I run Jalopnik, most of them are afraid of me.

Is Pirate Bay still around?

I’ve heard a GTR described as “a 4000lb Playstation”, but this is taking it a bit far.

I mean... kneeling silently is already a silent protest. I dunno what these people want.

Would anyone rush into a burning building to save a flag?

These guys are Latino too. But there’s Latinxs and Latinxs, ya know?

I kinda hope they do: maybe knowing what their hero thinks will help.

I have only been to a Buc-ee’s once, but it was at 4am and pretty memorable. I’d go back if given the opportunity.