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Total cost: $0.577 / mi

How is it that I grew up in Chambana and I’ve never heard of the town you live in?

Wouldn’t regenerative braking solve the problem of running out of power going downhill?

No sexy ladies posing with All Tracs? I’m amazed...

This is an actual argument used by the religious right against IVF. In their defense: at least it’s consistent(ly horribly).

fuckit, is it alcohol o’clock yet?

I dunno how primitive. I had a really hard breakup a few years back, right before I went to visit my sister. I was trying to play with my niece (3 at the time) and she just kept asking me what was wrong.

nothing substantial will take place until after the midterms

Is he going to throw those paper towels at Puerto Ricans?

Three words: Deep State ‘accident’.

I assume most world leaders have a security briefing first thing when they wake up in the morning. They get to hear, in detail, far more than we do about exactly how bad the situation is while they try to stomach their breakfasts.

He’s been impeachable since day one. They won’t do it: he has >75% approval among registered Republicans and the establishment wing of the party is under attack from the Trumpians. That means anyone who votes to remove him is almost assured of losing their next primary.

It is a tribute to some back room player (probably Gen. Kelly) that I wake up less in dread now than I did over the summer. Or maybe I’ve just become inured to it, which is frankly terrifying.

I think some (not all) of them are there because they’re worried what will happen if they leave. Kelly, Mattis... maybe Tillerson?

Really? I honestly can’t think of what weird thing you’d end up with. Also, I found this!

There are lots of societies (mostly indigenous cultures in perpetually warm areas) where women go topless and it’s not a big deal. When they’re topless all the time, people don’t even think about it. Some cultures don’t allow women to have uncovered hair, legs, or shoulders, and they think we’re crazy that we don’t

Rally driving tends to be like that. I was watching an old clip where the driver had the car pivoting around a front tire on turns. In an AWD car.