I love Japan! What's normal to them is unusual to us! Seriously, I went to Tokyo as a child but would be able to appreciate it more now that I have money and slightly more age.

Officer: Sir, the Mayor has been taken hostage!

Seriously, they never went for the easy joke and the humor was seriously witty, especially the Conan O'Brien years. One of my favorites though was the one where Homer bought a gun. Hilarious. The new ones...not so much. Now the best memes come from other shows like Futurama.

My friends and I joke that when your character dies, it should erase the game and you should have to buy a new copy LOL But thanks, I didn't know they actually did anything like this. No cheating that with this always-on internet then.

How do you prevent dialog from being repetitive? Annoying people like me click on the same characters, but they usually only have like a few lines for, "Go away, loser." Depending on the situation, I imagine you'd have to record tons of lines for each possibility, like in Grand Theft Auto.

I agree with this in the same way as playing GTA4 without a minimap, or FPS deathmatch without a radar, or GT5 without crashing into stuff. They just fundamentally change the way you make decisions and take risks in a game. Now if only they'd make a game that deletes itself when you die. Pretty sure you'd play…

I think it's a Southern California thing only and I get the ad in some junk mail every week. They also had Spiderman, Venom and some other type of these hoodies that had the $70 crossed out but you need to bring the ad.

I thought these pics were proof they've done it already!

Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. I'm banned, aren't I?

I got a Darth Vader one at Aahs! for $6.99 and I'm not even a Star wars fan. Guess they weren't very popular.

Gizmodo, you magnificent bastard. Good show!

It's funny. When I thought about what the Internet really is, I realized it's just a bunch of computers connected together.

LOL you can get a premium account.

What will replace this? Being Bieber'd? Ugh.

If the Internet was taken down, I would start my own Internet between my PC and laptop using a crossover cable. It would start off by hosting Battlefield 2, my own version of Facebook and some random porn. Within a week there could be tens of users!

It doesn't work like that. They have to email it to you as an attachment and install it via a thumbdrive. :P

These laser light will poison our water supply and kill us all! Oh well. We had a good run.

If the PS3 could run GTA5 or RDR2 at a full 1920x1080 resolution with a fluid 60fps frame rate, then I'd agree with you, but it can't. Bring on the PS4!

Yeah. As a Marvel fan, I'd be happy if they just took the DC Universe Online world and converted it over for Marvel characters.

I'm not an MMO type gamer, but when DC Universe Online became free, I tried it and liked it a lot. It took me two weeks of, "Can someone help me kill Bizarro?" to realize I was playing an MMO.