Shit dude, I only got through maybe... the first 90 seconds. That was toasty.

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

You wish you became a lawyer to issue pointless lawsuits? You would fit right in. that is what most of us love about this job...

OHHHH. Postal 2. With an S. Not an R. Dammit.

I read the title as Portal 2 and got all excited for a minute.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

This made me laugh way harder than it should have...

Instead of an email report that the weekly item wasn’t checked off, why not a consequence like auto-posting your deepest, darkest secret as your Twitter status? That might add some motivation.

“free to play”

As Hillary Clinton’s personal physician, I can say without any shadow of a doubt that Mrs. Clinton’s Reptilian brain is functioning at peak condition.

You’re high if you think there will actually be debates this year.

Narrower seats are lighter seats, which means lower weight, which means less fuel consumption.

Dragonball is essentially doing a WoW at this point. Just increasing the level cap with everything expansion.

The world’s full of narcissistic assholes, but why specifically him that people hate?

I wouldn’t really call it a fight... went more like this

Yeah how dare he say something about the overwheming majority of entitled, whiney, bitchy little basement dweller herp derp I work at Wal-Mart but “going” to school for the fantasy game developer degree, keyboard warriors in the gaming community who think they are owed everything for free and their opinion is most…

Yeah his problem was that he got into a fight with the faceless hoard that is the internet. I have never seen anything good come of fighting with the faceless ones.

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