Shit dude, I only got through maybe... the first 90 seconds. That was toasty.

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

You wish you became a lawyer to issue pointless lawsuits? You would fit right in. that is what most of us love about this job...

I can’t think of an insurance company that would risk underwriting something that involves putting a payload on top of a giant bomb and hoping the explosion only goes away from it.

Please, explain to everyone what an “actual” job is.

Knew it wouldn’t take long before someone dropped the “actual job” comment...

OHHHH. Postal 2. With an S. Not an R. Dammit.

I read the title as Portal 2 and got all excited for a minute.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

This made me laugh way harder than it should have...

Instead of an email report that the weekly item wasn’t checked off, why not a consequence like auto-posting your deepest, darkest secret as your Twitter status? That might add some motivation.

“free to play”

This is now Gizmowker.

Heck...Have we ensured the humanness of his partner?

Is Gizmodo going to slowly turn into the tabloid style of writing now that was once Gawker? Can’t we get a new sub-blog for this type of stuff?

it’s no different than my wife being unable to run the entertainment system

As Hillary Clinton’s personal physician, I can say without any shadow of a doubt that Mrs. Clinton’s Reptilian brain is functioning at peak condition.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!