They are looking for bribes. A few thousand and they'll be home on the next flight.

And she’s extorting him. I love the awful brand of feminism spewed on this site.

With a lot of games, I agree with you. But with a game like GTA5, that aimed to represent a real-life city, it’s pretty awesome.

Ps I’m totally amused by the two people who replied with unmitigated vitriol.

Saw curiously low altitude flir, confused when there was no streaking Hellfire missile and an explosion then I saw canada. Made perfect sense.

That's the wonderful thing about kinja. When I hit submit the page never ever re-loads. I just have to hope my post is actually out there. When I refreshed the page I didn't see it and tossed it up again. Every time I post I get to wonder if it'll ever show up.

I’ll take being called small over passing up $54m to continue trying to play (when I want to keep playing anyway) every day of the week.

This is a deal breaking question that needs answering.

Its great to see how civil this went.

It’s getting harder and harder and harder and harder to defend LoL as it continues its slide toward mediocrity and Dota keeps doing shit like this. Why anyone would pay for heroes is beyond me anyway, but the kids love to spend mom's money on them anyway.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Most likely an oversight. I’ve seen some production Android apps that had scary permission requests slapped in that weren’t even used.

Some damn fine Kinja right here

It makes sense if business is your main focus in life, but if it’s not... you know, live your life how you want, I doubt you’ll miss out either way.

I read the first part as, “he’s not Wong.”

Bee-tzway. Wrong wuomun fah-tsai

A finance professor I had in college, who told us if the only thing we get from his class is to invest in low cost index funds that he would be happy, told a great story about trying to beat the market.

In most cases, that’s how you bury the story. In this case, I think it will backfire, as there will be no further video game news over the holiday weekend, making people stew over it even more.