That’s what makes him smart.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Drake University? Geez, and I thought Kanye West had a big ego.

Helmets don’t kill people. People kill people.

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

I think these are good questions that need to be asked.

Even though there’s no evidence outside of nutjob conspiracy theorists (i.e. Guiliani), of course CNN dutifully reports on these rumors because it gets coverage and ‘presents both sides of the story.’

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

GIRL GET OUT OF THERE NOW

My favorite definition of “progressive” is “agrees with me on all issues that I consider important to being a progressive”.

Ask Ted Cruz if you could use his bulk discount rate.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Those people?

Not surprised. These people, many of whom are first time voters because of age or previous indifference, were told that Hillary (and not Trump) was the enemy for nearly a year. Many of the younger ones come from Republican homes where Hillary has been Public Enemy #1 since before they were born. They who are trying to…

ENHANCE.

Go figure.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?