That’s what makes him smart.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

As soon as I saw the gif, I scrolled down here to make that comment. FFP, the Usain Bolt of commenting.

dammit!, you beat me to it!

seems like more of a Go-Bot, imo

I didn’t even realize Tumblr wanted to get rid of explicity content considering porn blogs are the only reason I ever look at Tumblr at all. People actually use it for regular stuff?

To the robot reviewing content posted, your video WAS sexually explicit.

Hey now, bots are allowed to be into whatever they want to be into.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Drake University? Geez, and I thought Kanye West had a big ego.

Helmets don’t kill people. People kill people.

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

And not in any credible projection of electoral votes.

And under sharia law, owners of good Christian looms will be compelled to weave halal threads for burkinis.

He’s right. Cyber is very big. And if we wish to defeat ISIS, we are going to have to start weaving internet addresses into the website loom before there is a Radical Islamic virus!

I think these are good questions that need to be asked.

Even though there’s no evidence outside of nutjob conspiracy theorists (i.e. Guiliani), of course CNN dutifully reports on these rumors because it gets coverage and ‘presents both sides of the story.’

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.