The only statement so far was clearly written by a third-party.

1. He is racist.

“Real America”

I’ve had one of these things for years. It is my absolute favorite thing to cook on. It’s also a go to wedding present. I fry turkeys year round, and every time I have people over they always ask me to cook one. This is a hell of a buy at this price.

I’ve had one of these things for years. It is my absolute favorite thing to cook on. It’s also a go to wedding…

I own one and really like it. I’ll echo that the basket can be a bit of a pain to clean, but aside from that, it’s a great cooker.

I own one and really like it. I’ll echo that the basket can be a bit of a pain to clean, but aside from that, it’s a…

Typically if I am cooking a turkey or chicken, the main inside section just rinses clean with hot water and then gets a quick wipe down with soap. I have not had anything get really stuck to the inside. The basket is a paint in the ass to clean though.

Typically if I am cooking a turkey or chicken, the main inside section just rinses clean with hot water and then…

Have this thing, absolutely love it for turkeys, roasts, etc. The ONLY thing I don’t like about it is cleaning the basket and the inside of the fryer after each use. Get some of that Dawn Power Dissolver stuff and some scouring pads - you’ll need them.

Have this thing, absolutely love it for turkeys, roasts, etc. The ONLY thing I don’t like about it is cleaning the…

The CFL’s official wrapup story describes it as Canadianly as they can:

Duron Carter is a dickhead, the coach flopped and Canadian penalties sound adorable.

How’s this for weird?

Goddamn, you are catching an inordinate amount of shit for this. I’ll admit, I was on the fence until that baby decided to go chapter and verse from the Manifesto; now, I’m mostly wondering just how weird the comments are going to get.

The trend of it increasing a few bucks and leveling off? Your chart is showing that it’s predicted to be cheap for another 5 years, long enough for the current buyers to start looking again. Maybe you know something the IMF doesn’t, probably should buy up those shares while they’re cheap and you can sell them in a…

Holy shit, a whole $70/barrel! Looks like gas’ll stay cheap for quite a few years yet.

my life is pretty easy at the moment, but i appreciate your sympathies nonetheless. again this post is a limited criticism of brooks’s column itself, which does not mention anything about clinton’s record, and merely says she needs to open up and be warmer, and i personally find that remarkable

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

You should really say “circular” because they are already rounded

Yeah, I mentioned him too. Schweitzer and Hickenlooper should be at the top of her list.

Can’t believe no one has noticed that he is *quite likely*, maybe sorta perhaps also D.B. Cooper.

I heard Ted Cruz helped the Unabomber write his manifesto.

Actually nuts grow on trees? Peanuts grow in the ground and are a legume.