Let me help:

Yep.

You're not getting "drunk from something that doesn't exist on this planet." It is literally a rock. A "space rock" sure, but it is still just a rock. Someone should push Hutchinson down, not buy his nonsensical gimmick wine.

This shit just got real.

I can't support this idea enough.

Um, you've obviously not been reading up on the advancements in IMP-EXP's cloaking technology.

Just looking at those keyboards made me feel frustrated. Those are all very pretty, but I feel like everyone but me must have tiny hands, based on the trend of teeny-tiny keyboards.

I agree with this man. This country was clearly founded by awesome.

Yikes.

All rubber cases, no matter how cool they might look, suck and endless suck.

"Careful there, you giving a bad name it Idiots all over the world."

Well, I live inside of a volcano, and I'll bet it would be even worse trying to live in this house while it was on fire because of the intense heat.

Listen, sometimes people just want to complain about something, regardless those complaints being relevant, or based on some sort of knowledge of a person, place, or thing.

Give that beautiful person, and his lady skeleton friend, a break. Amazon is IS hard! The last time I tried to order anything from Amazon.com I set my apartment on fire, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE AMAZON PRIME!

What?

I don't even...

Heart Friendsies!

Sounds like something a tax-loving liberal hipster would say.

I'm looking at the description right now. It clearly says you have to download software from their site, and gives you the link.

OMG BUT THE NAZIS USED FLUORIDE!!! THAT GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING IT IN YOUR WATER!!111111111 SHEEPLE!