Any comment backed up by a picture of John Stossel should be ignored.

I can't even deny that I did the above, because then THAT will be a lie. OH GOD I'M SO SCREWED!

Tack "in the commission of a crime" onto this bill, and we'll talk. Otherwise, I'm going to get in so much trouble for saying I was 80+ years old when I wanteded to view the Saints Row The Third site.

I call this "Naive justification syndrome".

How, exactly, do you think people met before the internet, and social/dating sites? And what is going to be more telling — in terms of compatibility, the way someone presents themselves on the internet in an effort to attract people, or how they really act/look in real life?

Exactly. The two most important things will be people using it properly, and locations that aren't worthless, for instance: I can check in from the "Chili's Dumpster" on Facebook. And, I'm with you; I really like the idea.

What is so puzzling about this app?

How can he even pretend to be a college football fan — regardless of the team he is a "fan" of, and not know anything about the scandal? It's honestly the only thing anyone has been talking about for nearly 2 weeks. The firing was just the latest twist in the story.

She decided that the rule was bullshit (because it is) and resulted in a higher rate of euthanized animals (which it does), so she decided that it was worth it to break the rule.

"That's just how things work in the real world."

You shut your filthy mouth. He is a dreamboat!

They made them watch one of those "look closely" videos and then AHHHHHH a screaming monster face!

This reads like the paranoid ramblings of an alt-med proponent. It's all a conspiracy! A secret cabal doesn't want the TRUTH to get out! Because if it did...

No.

#COTD

Yes, and yes.

"ape-fuckingly unpopular"

Pornography is about to get really awesome.

Bleacher Report is going to be pissed.