The parents should have gone the extra mile and had a couple of neighborhood kids over to recreate the image on the box.

Not to mention they would be running the rick of providing a few minutes of enjoyment for the kids involved in the shoot.

I prefer that my burgers end up smashed, because I can't unhinge my jaw.

I refuse to simplify my poop jokes.

Are you all retarded? I have no expectations when it comes to any foreigner speaking English. I think it's amazing that most of the world has the ability to at least speak basic English — something that many Americans can't even do.

Neat.

"to show what we make in the bathroom?"

"I can't help but think... " \

You mean after they are brought to trial, obviously...

Well. That is pretty incredible.

Yes, I do believe he was making a humor joke.

I like what you've done here.

You can make both tolerable thanks to "twilight sleep".

Thinking about this makes me think of iTunes, thinking about iTunes makes me want to kill myself.

Lucky! Mine was more like a bookstore in a strip mall.

I haven't felt this way since my local horse and buggy dealer sent me their farewell telegraph.

This guy knows what I'm talking about!

This is the best they could come up with? Maybe they should have consulted some engineering students, and maybe come up with just about anything else to hot glue on there.