"every device listed on the plate wants to help replace your TV."

HOW DARE HE! Does he know who I am? Does he know how many twitter followers I have? Does he know how many facebook friends I have? Does he know that I deleted my myspace account before deleting your myspace account was cool? I'm going to post about this incredible insult on my blog and tumbler and my readers... Will.…

@RuckingFetard: Just found this. Looks much better: [www.gizmag.com]

@RuckingFetard: I don't get it... I would buy and use a slide out keyboard (assuming it wasn't total garbage) Certainly us 3 are not the only ones.

Wouldn't slide out look and work much much much better? How does someone take a good idea, invest $X in R&D and then execute it so poorly?

Listening to the play by play on the radio, I get. Watching the game on a screen while in the bleachers of that same game, I do not get.

My favorite part is unpacking the entire case just to wear a different shirt! There is a convenience factor that is totally lost with this.

@The Squid: I think you mean "freedom beams of light."

@DancinDatsyuk: Seriously, the last thing I want to do is drop my shiny new for some reason all glass iPhone while jogging...

@bikmate: That may be, but the further your phone moves from a smart phone or media type phone, the worse it is to deal with. And really, that Nokia only holds up to 4 GB...

@DennyCrane: exactly.

Not everyone has a phone, let alone a smart phone. Furthermore, not everyone has so little music that it would fit on the fairly limited capacity of most smart phones.

That's really pretty awful.

@toadaleh: I call them "fabulousness" too.

Eating food off of a naked girl?!?

@takamarou: Let me know when the pilot is available. Is Aasif Mandvi in it?

@hatred: I'm just not a beer snob. I like good beers and I'm fine with cheep beers. If I'm out in the sun, on the beach, in the yard, cooking out, I prefer lighter beers and more specifically I would prefer not to taste anything metallic.

@coldfuzion: Yeah, that's almost exactly what it's like.

@hatred: It may not, but my refreshing Coors Light does.

@coldfuzion: I understand. What I mean is my mouth is coming in contact with it, the metal taste from the container (in my opinion) is stronger than when I drink from a can.