@Nebula Octon: I'm rolling my eyes as hard as I can.

@bsh0544: I like that you slipped the "commie" bit in there. I almost did the same thing in my reply (ie the threat of terrorism is the new threat of communism) but I was afraid it would muck up the argument too much.

@grok_this: How did the plane get there? Certainly it had to fly from a location other than the area of the wind turbines.

@SkipErnst: Nope. It's a fact that terrorist tend to attack by hovering in large stationary clusters. Often in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere — ya know, where wind farms tend to be.

@MJDeviant: If I could promote this more, I would.

I think the big difference would be that wind turbines do not move from their location, a plane, jet, or helicopter would have to first travel to the area of the wind turbines and then simply stop moving.

Wacky mustache guy makes me hate this whole thing.

I'll just get this instead: [www.m8cool.com]

@CaptainJack: Seriously. That is a bizarre feature.

@ding-dang: And cut off jean shorts. I don't think the Capitol Police are the only police agency that need to pay this guy a visit.

@yyg: Brilliant!

Maybe it's the new over priced iDontcare.

I've always wondered what would happen if you were to track the migratory paterns of the functionally retarded.

@Celtic1888: You are correct, sir.

After reading Gizmodo's post, I immediately purchased the app — it was the VERY first app I've paid for.

@froggy: AWE! Internet BFFs!

@froggy: It's not that I wasn't thinking it, but saying it would mean that I was calling myself retarded. And it's just not something I'm ready to admit.

Just purchased it. Works great, and contrary to Apple's belief, that their customers are borderline retards, I experienced no confusion when pushing the volume button.

So, Apple thinks its customers are THAT stupid? Just amazing.

@m_9: I don't understand the "make it worth it" part. Are you under the impression that you have to pay someone? Is your time so valuable that you simply can not be bothered to spend a few minutes jailbreaking it?