@Schalliol: So, you would rather not have the ability to do something, which is 100% possible, because something better is in the pipeline?

@acidrain69: It didn't work for me. :(

Why would you need that much room for an e-reader?

@djdare: Really?

@PoG: Attn: everyone. There is no need to post any more funny comments. The above post has won.

@Xagest: Constantly shoot off fireworks. Constantly

@frigg: Mine fell in the river when I was little, so I never really got to experience the magic. :(

How limited can a copy writers vocabulary be? Doesn't this lessen the word's value when it's used to describe literally everything being done?

@DaveExile: You win the entire everything today. Thank you.

@yantelope: That's fine.

Every single time I read about the Dell Streak, I read Dell Steak.

@beatledud: Geez! You don't have to bite my head off.

@Timmy: I heard Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time.

@beatledud: Calm down.

@blash: Where does it say this is mailed to you? As I understand it you're voting at a polling station, they scan/record your ballot, you take it home, enter in some random code and then see if it matches how you voted.

@dufus: No. You simply identify a number. The person's identity does not have to be a part of the information.

How? Stores (AT&T and Apple) can't even handle the demand here.

@Strider-No.9: Public prudishness a this level can only mean they are raging perverts behind closed doors.

While annoying comments/commenters are annoying, there is also something equally irritating: people who take commenting on the internet too seriously, and that applies to everyone (mods and commenters.)

If you would be so kind and maybe point me in the direction of said cheap items.