“take a break from trying to paint with all the colors of the wind”

“It’s hard to argue that Taylor Swift’s Democratic endorsement is anything other than a net positive”
When an author’s sentence reminds you website is ostensibly for white women and white women only

Voss bottles are a Pinterest enthusiast’s dream, along with Oui yogurt bottles and anything glass really...so I’ve been told. 

“It’s not intentional, obviously,” said Hilton, “but that’s a good question.”

“After riding into the century on a wave of racist, anti-Reconstruction rhetoric, the Democrats—not the state’s citizens—determined for the state, and the region, that the concept of the two-party system was more a suggestion than a mandate. And so, within that single all-consuming party that housed segregationists…

Yeah, what do you want from the world?

Or black, 

I hope the Gizmodo Special Project’s team is paying attention to this post. 

“But why” said the little black children

A jewish youth camp where the counselors are revealed to be neo Nazis.

“But here’s my real beef: There’s no way an editor read this and didn’t notice the overt sexual fetishization here. I refuse to believe the editor of a sex diary on a major feminist blog can have that amount of racial obliviousness, considering how inextricable race is from feminist experiences”

“we never fulfilled our promise of being an egalitarian society, but at least we showed up for the race”

So welfare for the franchises? Irony

That’s the irony of it all. The smugness of vegans is dwarfed by the smugness of meat eaters (and that’s taking PETA and their shenanigans into account) yet the prevailing narrative is about insufferable vegans.

The only thing more obnoxious than vocal vegans are the people who complain about vegans saying their vegan (i.e. most of the comments and the oddly snarky-for-no-discernible-reason article above). If this was a stab at comedy then Jezebel writers are bad at comedic writing.

It’s his schtick

Old bay is something I’m ashamed hasn’t occurred to me. I was being facetious about the popcorn but now I’m going to buy some Old Bay on my way back to work.

Oh it will be, I use olive oil cumin and garlic salt in my popcorn

Pops popcorn in anticipation of reading Kotaku commenters’ (aka kinja’s worst and most toxic commentariat) knee-jerk responses.

Please take Rich with you