So Kahlua flavored sugar mortar, still a no from me dog

Pecan pie is just pecans held together by sugar mortar, capital d Disgusting. Plus, I’m willing to bet dollars to donuts that pecan pie is a favorite in the Paula Deene household, which just enhances the gross factor

Preferable to the the Kevin Spacey maneuver

The only pie is sweet potato pie, all other pies (especially pumpkin) are simply pretenders.

For the white folks who happen upon this article, you have no idea how true this headline is.

What is the drink?

“But then you don’t get as much cereal in the bowl”

Jesus, I missed that. That only makes this slightly better, slightly

“Hugh Grant’s bewildered mumblings and catty one-liners can’t stand up to the mythic appeal of an evening spent with Charles Barkley(!!!!!!). Or so goes the conventional wisdom”

Ungrey for the sake of page views. I have hot takes about food that are sure to piss people off. For starters anyone who pours cereal in a bowl before milk is heathen that either loves soggy cereal or spoiled milk.

I think they identify the Black Israelites as a hate group, though I might be mistaken

Second Amendmant Man gives students first-hand demonstration on liberty tree watering

Must be Tuesday

White and gold? Looks black and blue to me

Then explain ted cruz

In the just world i envision, dip shits like this would be free to make their shitty art and not have their toxic thoughts and world view impact those around them

Fair enough, I mean I disagree. There was a sizeable handful of people marching for important issues, but the underlying motivation for the majority of participants was anti-trump pro-hillary. But still, fair enough.

John McCain was born in Panama, Ted Cruz is Canadian. The law is a bit nebulous but there is an established precedent.

The Women’s March participants are the foot soldiers of the wing of the party that gave the nomination to Clinton and will likely play a significant role in the political ascension of the next ill-advised candidate. 

This would be ideal. I’m personally gunning for Tammy Duckworth and there have been whispers of Deval Patrick. Elizabeth Warren would be a stellar choice as well. I was originally thinking Duckworth/Patrick or Patrick/Duckworth but any combination of these three candidates is the dream ticket I doubt we’ll ever see.