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I’m taking comfort in the knowledge that a shit ton of Trump voters are going suffer under this (of course a shit ton who didn’t vote Trump are also going to suffer)

2018 is the operative word

White people, the same ones that made Odd Future / Little B / every garbage rapper popular among the Coachella Crowd.

“Can you imagine if the ad had a racist guy and a black guy?”

My heart bleeds seeing Chance the Rapper in the company of Lil Wayne and Justin Beiber. You’re better than this, Chance.

lose

“You don’t think a penis size insult is a step back as well?”

It’s not the penis insult I have an issue with. If he would have left it at that it would have been perfect. When he tried the macho nonsense about one’s partner speaking for them, that’s when he lost points.

I completely understand that, but there are ways to insult Scott freaking Baio without being a Chad. Saying he has a tiny pecker was actually great but then the whole “what a coward, he has his woman speak for him, derp” insult was kind of a one step forward two steps back sort of deal.

Probably a hot take but: As much as Scott Baio is a piece of trash (and he is a piece of trash, to be sure) the other guy’s (highly believable) penile insults coupled with his emphasis on the fact Baio’s wife contacting him (instead of Baio, like a real man, fucking eye roll) makes him seem like one of those simple,

I can’t be bothered to post tweets when you have fingers to go their yourself

Yeah, I’m not defending the rich kids who freqeunt these sort of festivals and I’m completely for reminding them their bubbles are absurd, but lets not respond to shitheadedness with more egregious acts of shitheadedness.

As someone who is a product of Jamaican slums I can’t help but be perplexed by the people making pithy internet comments about rich kids learning about living in poor nations because they were inconvenienced at a music festival. Whatever fuckery Ja Rule has going on is no way comparable and kind of highlights why

Counterpoint: Migos is embarassingly bad and I can’t, for the life of me, understand how people enjoy their music without a hefty dose of irony.

Every generation has a handful of artists in which people, decades later, will be embarrassed to have been part of their fandom. I think Migos is one of many that fall in this category. 

“I have nearly 1000 inmates. I don’t know all their names but is this the guy who was in custody for shooting up the Potawatomi Casino causing one man to be hit by gunfire while in possession of a firearm by a career convicted felon?” Clarke said. “The media never reports that in stories about him. If that is him,

Not going to lie, Germany is looking pretty god right about now.

If that’s the case then that’s understandable. That cabbage patch response was odd and uncalled for.

“No matter what you say 95% of the white people that say they are eager to learn shut down and reaffirm to themselves that they’re right, there’s no good solution, poc are the ones making it impossible to have civil dialogue