How did I know someone was going to make this joke along these lines. I really think Deadspin writers intentionally set up commenters to make these sports related jokes.

Pfffft. All I need is the trinity—benchpress, deadlift and sqauts.

Aside from the obvious WTF of this, that seems extremely unsanitary. Like, imagine the sweat.

You know what, this was unnecessarily snarky, apologies.

Kanye West 2020? George Clooney 2020? The democrats aren’t as volatile as the Republicans. It’s Warren/Sanders (I’m personally partial to Warren) and if not them then Booker or, I don’t know Deval Patrick or somebody.

More progressive than Sanders and Warren? Who? Booker? We’ll see how far that takes us in four years.

Just a soothing liberal rant from Bernie Sanders the 46th president of the United States about holding Trump accountable

Not talking about the trolls but the normal commenters, many of whome are on some hardcore white feminist (TM) nonsense

N bombs and links to gay porn

No one is given the benefit of the doubt on this website for damned good reason.

And their spiritual successors elected Trump

“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice”

The grammar, the syntax 

“Women voted against their own interest”

A pox on the houses of all the pseudo-intellectual Andrew Sullivan-esque grifters who wrote intellectually lazy screeds about the white working class being ignored, all in order to deflect from the simple fact that a plurality of their tribe thinks Trump is just swell.

Meh, you could be right, but, like i said, I’ve noticed a pattern. Maybe it is just a coincidence and several different people, who happen to read gawker sites, came up with usernames with Eileen in them, completely independent of one another, and only begin leaving comments when another Eileen-named user says…

Like flies to a bug zapper. Seriously ignore the trolls bombarding you right now.

Correct. Also, pro tip, that commenter is the most recent iteration of the “eileengency” troll that has been around the Gawkerverse since before I started reading this site back in 20010 or so. They are a more successful troll than the tomato and train guys because their whole schtick is to periodically change their…

That’s a good first start, sure. And maybe follow that up by using the millions they are making to lobby states to eliminate the law that makes it illegal for those with previous drug convictions from getting dispensary licenses.

“Let’s encourage more hate among everyone, because that’s totally the solution”