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Were he to run, Higgins, a 28-year-old software consultant, would—you guessed it—run as a Republican

The debates are going to be something to behold. She is going to crush him so badly it’s not even funny (though it will be funny)

“During the 30-minute talk—as I grew increasingly embarrassed on behalf of Jack Dorsey, as well as myself, as well as anyone who might find themselves averse to the comfy, self-serving, and distracting political stagnation of performative allyship”

Because of course that’s why he chose his stage name.
From this to Ed Sheeran “race argument is redundant” to Swift’s insertion of herself into a discussion about showbiz racism that literally had nothing to do about her, it’s as if everyone involved in the swift clique are textbook examples of racist manifestations

Read headline thinking Ice Cream flavors and felt they were going to categorize all black people as chocolate.

I thought the same exact thing. What type of magic makeup did they use for those pics?

Right? I mean he’s cool and all but no way I’m voting for him.

Black Panther, Static Shock, Cloak and Dagger all frequent the Salad Bowl. Not Icon though, not Icon.

Lofuckingl Is that real?

It’s called evolving passed being an insufferably petulant child. Not a lot of people make that transition, apparently.

eh

Bingo. Jezebel occassionally publishes articles describing events or situations that, in their minds seem reasonable, but actually makes the author/subject seem petty. An article Lindy West did a few years back about her experience getting on an airplane come to mind.

... asks the guy who made two different accounts to comment on the same article

“My friends insisted this was abnormal, and that no one should have to put up with a portable menagerie of the ghosts of lovers past”

Wait, what? I mean I get what she’s saying, but the phrasing is awkward. It reads like she’s saying “if you touch me you’ll immediately die and be ressurected when morning comes.”

shaggy dog (no he isn’t dead)

Not your imagination. Black guy working as a reporter in a southern state here. A few months ago I got lost while on assignment and knew better to knock on anyone’s door to ask for directions. I’m sure you can surmise why that is. I’ve been threatened and called the nigger to my face for thing’s I’ve written that

I have zero desire to get in an internet argument with you because there is literally nothing for us to argue about. You felt the need to defend the honor of an historically and cartoonishly racist region of the country: fine. I felt the need to point out the ridiculousness of your comment that is perpetuated over and

Comments like yours and the op’s are so beyond tiring. No one is suggesting other areas aren’t racist as well but pretending the south isn’t marinated in this mentality isn’t helping anyone.

“She should’ve gotten the Booker”