I'm thinking many kotaku readers will sympathize with the white lady

No. Black privelege isn't real. Even in majority black nations it isn't real.

Im confused as to what your beef is. People identifying things as stereotypically white?

Or the old “why don’t I hold those for you” line. Not slick sales people, not slick at all.

Yes these things are 100 comparable to each other

The thought of one of my college professors inviting me over to cook lunch and discuss the local food scene sounds like an abysmal time.

I’m actually looking forward to reading the comments on this

And speaking of tremendous dicks...

White People

Straddle that fence too hard and you’ll give yourself hemorrhoids

That feeling you’re feeling is called having the capacity for introspection and critical thought, which is beyond the capabilities of a plurality of people who read this site.

gamergate powers activate

The debate between Hulk and Superman is fine, but anyone who thinks Superman stands a chance against Goku isn’t paying attention. Very few fictional characters can go toe-to-toe with the Z fighters. Just off the top of my head, Gurren Lagaan characters in their universe throwing mechs can hold their own and that’s…

This feels a lot like Lee Atwater’s famous admission about dog whistles except cranked up to 1 million.

But too much spinach can give you kidney stones. She must drink gallons of water to offset that.

This is an excruciatingly idiotic comment made more so by the fact 9 people starred it.

All this while ignoring the fact Serena or Venus would almost certainly curb stomp him and most other male tennis players in singles or doubles

Probably smoking a blunt somewhere and enjoying his money.

“and about appreciating slavery because, “If it weren’t for slavery, I would be in Africa right now... They have AIDS there.”

Yep